sketches-in-my-head:

If we see any mermaids, I’m going to ask them where their merginas are.

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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Still my favorite picture. mathiss14 seyfferreel
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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

coolscar:

ugh thirsty hoes won’t leave me alone :/

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

burritobb:

Modern romance.