sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."
trillvcvm (via perfect)
thechurchofbobsaget:

galactic-ghoul:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

Male Orgasm:
sketches-in-my-head:

If we see any mermaids, I’m going to ask them where their merginas are.

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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