"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."

taint3ed:

I want some intimacy. I want some romance. I want love.

"What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet."
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andrewcwheeler:

livinzlyfe:

andrewcwheeler:

The lady at Walgreens said I had a very dapper mustache.

Is that it? Am I in the club?

When do I get my sticker?

it arrives 3-5 days after you’re first encounter with being called dapper.

Okay, this is the first recorded, p sure it’s happened before, but with changing addresses it probably got lost in the mail.

chadleymacguff:

come on community center, let’s get SICKENING!

nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

🐶🐶💤
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